All right, blogging while working two jobs a piece and still having a dating life is hard for both of us. And besides, no one really reads this crap anyway. But like slaves to tradition, our dark march lumbers on. (DEEZ NUTS!) 1- Stephanie Projected Bowl: “Future Ex-Mrs. PB” Bowl Let’s see… low cut blouse [...]
Archive for May, 2008
Top Chef BCS Rankings: Week Eleven
Posted in TV, tagged BCS Power Rankings, Dale, Fuck You Spike and your silly ass hats, Stephanie Izard, Top Chef on May 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Music To Get You Psyched For Your Mother’s Day Shift: Brujeria-”La Migra”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Brujeria, Immigration, Mother's Day, weekend shift on May 11, 2008 | 1 Comment »
To me, nothing says “Thanks mom, for everything you do” quite like some Mexican grindcore. Especially when it contains the line “Immigration-they’ll fuck your hole.” Besides, if you really loved your mom, you would be out at an overpriced brunch right now, because nothing says love like a chafing dish of eggs and some hollandaise [...]
Music To Get You Psyched For Your Weekend Shift: Bjork- “Declare Independance”
Posted in Serving, tagged Bjork, Flags, Greenland, Iceland, Music, Music to Get You Psyched For Your Weekend Shift, Swan Dress, Vexillologist, Vikings on May 9, 2008 | 2 Comments »
My lady friend made some remark about how much she hated Bjork. Sure, I guess if all you’ve been exposed to of her is the swan dress and the weird fairy voice she uses in some of her “mainstream” music. But then you remember she’s a native Icelander, which means she’s the direct descendant of [...]
Yeah, that’s Lincoln Park all right.
Posted in TV, tagged Hot Dogs, Ira Glass, Lincoln Park, Racists, Showtime, This American Life, TV, Weiner Circle, Yuppies on May 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
“This American Life” is back on Showtime this spring, and I couldn’t be happier. That show rocks balls. But my favorite segment from the first season has to be this one: This is in a fashionable, “yuppie” neighborhood in Chicago. I disagree with the person who posted it, this isn’t what “Chi-town” is “All About”, [...]
Top Chef BCS Rankings: Week Nine
Posted in TV, tagged BCS Rankings, Bravo, Chicago Shamrox, Lacrosse, Mid-American Conference, Padma Lakshmi, Stalking Stephanie, Stephanie Izard, Top Chef on May 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
(We soldier on with yet another week in Bravo land. You know, now that Project Runway is moving to Lifetime, this is the only decent show on this channel anymore. I mean, unless you like watching rich women desperately attempt to hold on to some level of femininity while in the throes of menopause. Anyway, [...]
OVER/UNDER: Cabbage & Condom Restaurant and Safe Sex Museum
Posted in Humor, Serving, tagged Condoms, Muay Thai, Over/Under, Safe Sex, Thai Food, Theme Restaurants on May 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In “OVER/UNDER”, the editors of TGI McFunster’s review a different theme restaurant, estimate the over/under of the length of time we could last into a shift there, and what the method of termination would be. This week we look at the “Cabbage and Condom Restaurant and Safe Sex Museum” in Bangkok, Thailand. pb: Well, I [...]
Happy Cinco De Mayo, Gringos!
Posted in Humor, tagged Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, Cinco De Mayo, France, Gordita, If you like food hug a Chicano, Mexican, Mexican Food, Ohio State on May 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well, it’s that time of year when it’s ok for white people to like Mexicans. The rest of the time everyone is trying to build a wall to keep them out. Just remember, burritos are from San Diego and Margaritas from Texas. But what is Cinco De Mayo all about you ask? Well, it’s the [...]
This Cartoon Adequetely Explains Why I Live In Chicago
Posted in Humor, tagged Bolt City, Comics, Copper, Costa Rica, Web Comics on May 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Yeah, I’m a comic dork. And a web comic dork at that. Easily the worst kind. But this one from Bolt City’s “Copper” kind of expresses why it’d take a lot to dislodge me from Chicago. (Click on it to read it)
